Was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees! Rum Tum Tugger (spoken) You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees! Watch official video, print or download text in PDF. And we all say: F - C/E - Gm7 - Oh! Lyrics to "Mr. Mistoffelees [1981/Musical . Well I never! Explain your version of song meaning, find more of Andrew Lloyd Webber lyrics. Oh! Lyrics to Mr. Mistoffelees by National Symphony Orchestra from the Broadway Kidz Favorite Childrens Songs album - including song video, artist biography, translations and more! Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister Mistoffelees Oh! The greatest magicians have something to learn From mister mistoffelees' conjuring turn And we all say Oh! Comment and share your favourite lyrics. His manner is vague and aloof, You would think there was nobody shyer— But his voice has been heard on the roof When he was curled up the fire. And he’s sometimes been heard by the fire When he was about on the roof— (At least we all heard somebody who purred) Mr. Mistoffelees lyrics. The original Conjuring cat There can be no doubt about that. Original lyrics of Mr Mistoffelees song by Andrew Lloyd Webber. Well I never! Mr. Mistoffelees You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees The original Conjuring Cat The greatest magicians have something to learn From Mr. Mistoffelees's conjuring turn Presto! SONG: Mr. Mistoffelees ARTIST: Andrew Lloyd Webber From the musical, Cats [spoken] You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees The original Conjuring Cat C The greatest magicians have something to learn From Mr. Mistoffelees's conjuring turn Presto! Was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees! Paul Nicholas. Please, listen to me, and don't scoff, all his Inventions are off his own bat. As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees! Cats - Mr.Mistoffelees Lyrics & Traduction. And you'll all say: Oh! Well I never! There's no such cat in the metropolis, He holds all the patent monoplies, For perfoming surprising illusions, And creating eccentric confusion. Lyrics to Mr. Mistoffelees by Andrew Lloyd Webber from the Now and Forever: The Andrew Lloyd Webber Box Set album - including song video, artist biography, translations and more! Lyrics to Mr. Mistoffelees by Paul Nicholas from the Andrew Lloyd Webber: Sixty album - including song video, artist biography, translations and more! Mr Mistoffelees Lyrics. Paul Nicholas (born 3 December 1945) is an English actor and singer.